"I've been thinking how absolutely confused the guy who reads my email must be... It's gotta be a lot like
being 7 years old and watching through a keyhole as an entire circus has an orgy." -Pope Zypgx I, author of
Manifestobo
Put it this way, Seamus: Did
you ever join a group of people you hardly know at a bar? And they
seemed to have some kind of a running gag going? One that was maybe
just a little at your expense? And they manage to keep the gag going
without ever seeming to let the others in on what to do next? And if
you hang around for a little while it seems like they're arguing
furiously one minute, and cracking jokes the next? And before too long
you're in on the running gag too, a nd you can pull the same fast one
on the next person to come in? You are in that bar. It's your round.
I'll have a pint of MGD, thanks, and a packet of potato chips, barbecue
if they gottem. -Kirb
